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Thursday, March 31, 2005
Mitch Hedberg R.I.P.
Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Wearing a turtle-neck is like being strangled by a really weak guy...all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down!
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no, but I want a regular bana later...so yeah.
Goodbye to one of the best
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